The First of Many Unlikely American Greeting Cards(not sure what the name of the business is yet.)

    

Happy Bastille Day

      This Bastille day I hope that all of your aristocrats are virtuous.  I hope your oligarchs are socially conscious.  And I hope that you don't let the class system get you down.  When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.  No bread in the pantry?  Eat Cake!  If a bunch of "Connerie" is getting you down, sharpen the guillotine blade, and try to keep your head.  Three cheers for La Resistance.  Also, the French word for dangerous has an 'X' in it, which is totally badass.