Whoah wait if I am not the new normal, am I the new not normal?
Or is it the new weird, or new strange, or new unique?
Why are my hands shaking?
Why did I drink so much coffee?
What was that noise?
Is that the wind or some kind of rodent?
Should I keep this mustache?
Is my hair cut perfect?
Or is it better than perfect?
How can I get my kids back?
Should I start professional arm wrestling?
Is my life interesting enough for reality tv?
Or is it too interesting?
Why does my head hurt?
Why do I think about time travel so much?
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